For those with a nice Wetherspoons (not the Union Rooms) the following are available should the patron wish to order them.

Wetherspoon' s International REAL ALE FESTIVAL
Wed 15 April to Mon 4 May

Brains Brewery, Cardiff. - BRAINS DARK 3.5% ABV
JW Lees Brewery, Manchester. - JW LEES HOPPING MAD 3.5% ABV
Hook Norton Brewery, Oxfordshire. - HOOK NORTON JACKPOT PALE ALE 3.8% ABV
Robinsons Brewery, Cheshire. - ROBINSONS NOSEY PARKER 3.8% ABV
Skinner’s Brewery, Cornwall. - SKINNER’S HUNNY TRAP 3.8% ABV
Wickwar Brewery, Gloucestershire. - WICKWAR PREMIUM SPRING ALE 3.8% ABV
Harviestoun Brewery, Clackmannanshire. - HARVIESTOUN GOLD RUSH 3.9% ABV
Rooster’s Brewery, North Yorkshire. - ROOSTER’S ALE AND SPICY 3.9% ABV
Adnams Brewery, Suffolk. - ADNAMS GUNHILL 4.0% ABV
Caledonian Brewery, Edinburgh. - CALEDONIAN RASPBERRY FOOL 4.0% ABV
Otter Brewery, Devon. - OTTER AMBER 4.0% ABV
Sharp’s Brewery, Cornwall. - SHARP’S RED SLOE ALE 4.0% ABV
Batemans Brewery, Lincolnshire. - BATEMANS DRAGONS’ DEN 4.1% ABV
Cairngorm Brewery, Highlands. - CAIRNGORM HOWLER 4.2% ABV
Elgood’s Brewery, Cambridgeshire. - ELGOOD’S CXXX BITTER 4.2% ABV
Hydes Brewery, Manchester. - HYDES SPIN DOCTOR 4.2% ABV
John Smith’s Brewery, Yorkshire. - JOHN SMITH’S HERITAGE ALE 4.2% ABV
Marston’s Brewery, Staffordshire. - MARSTON’S SINGLE MALT 4.2% ABV
Mauldons Brewery, Suffolk. - MAULDONS SILVER ADDER 4.2% ABV
Oakham Brewery, Cambridgeshire. - OAKHAM HARE FLICK 4.2% ABV
Jennings Brewery, Cumbria. - JENNINGS GOLDEN HOST 4.3% ABV
Meantime Brewery, London . - MEANTIME LONDON PALE ALE 4.3% ABV
Moorhouse’s Brewery, Lancashire - MOORHOUSE’S OLD BOSS 4.3%
Theakston Brewery, North Yorkshire. - THEAKSTON COOPER’S BUTT 4.3% ABV
Three B’s Brewery, Lancashire. - THREE B’S TACKLER’S TIPPLE 4.3% ABV
Atlas Brewery, Argyll. - ATLAS EQUINOX 4.5% ABV
Barons Brewery, Australia. [Bank’s] - BARONS BUSHBERRY PORTER 4.5% ABV
Henk Oxeman, Netherlands. [Caledonian] - FLYING DUTCHMAN WIT BIER 4.5% ABV
Greene King Brewery, Suffolk. - GREENE KING GOSNOLD’S GLORY 4.5% ABV
Springhead Brewery, Nottinghamshire. - SPRINGHEAD ANOTHER BITE OF THE CHERRY 4.5% ABV
Welton’s Brewery, West Sussex. - WELTON’S RAY’S RAUCHBEER 4.5% ABV
Holden’s Brewery, West Midlands. - HOLDEN’S SPRINGHEEL JACK 4.6% ABV
Phoenix Brewery, Manchester . - PHOENIX WEST COAST IPA 4.6% ABV
Arundel Brewery, West Sussex. - ARUNDEL STING IN THE TAIL 4.7% ABV
Okell’s Brewery, Isle of Man. - OKELL’S RED 4.7% ABV
St Peter’s Brewery, Suffolk. - ST PETER’S GOLDEN ALE 4.7% ABV
Bend Brewing, Oregon, USA. [Marston’s] - BEND BREWING WILD BLUE YONDER 4.8% ABV
Thwaites Brewery, Lancashire. - THWAITES DOUBLE CENTURY 4.8% ABV
Wooden Hand Brewery, Cornwall. - WOODEN HAND CORNISH MUTINY 4.8% ABV
St Georgen Bräu, Germany. - ST GEORGEN BRÄU KELLER BIER 4.9% ABV
Archers Brewery, Wiltshire. - ARCHERS STRONG DARK MILD 5.0% ABV
Epic Brewing Company, New Zealand. [Everard’s] – EPIC PALE ALE 5.0% ABV
Everards Brewery, Leicestershire. - EVERARDS TIGER TRIPLE GOLD 5.0% ABV
Nethergate Brewery, Suffolk. - NETHERGATE UMBEL MAGNA 5.0% ABV
Rhymney Brewery, Glamorgan. - RHYMNEY EXPORT 5.0% ABV
Titanic Brewery, Staffordshire. - TITANIC VELVET CURTAIN 5.0% ABV
Wadworth Brewery, Wiltshire. - WADWORTH SPEARFISH 5.0% ABV
Yukon Brewery, Yukon, Canada. [Bank’s] - YUKON LEAD DOG ALE 5.5% ABV
Palm Brewery, Belgium. - PALM STEENBRUGGE BLOND 6.0% ABV
Sinebrychoff Brewery, Finland. [Marstons] - SINEBRYCHOFF PORTER 6.2% ABV

More ticks than a flea-bitten dog.....